Me, when my friends tell the dude I like that i like him,
fuckers ruin everything and make shit awkward!!
…
GLAD I DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT ANYMORE!!!! XD
(Source: -everdeen)
ever since the baby came
dad gets home
me: hiii tataaaay
dad: where’s the babyyyyy
*rushes to see the baby*
me: dad i already signed papers for my other job
dad: ok..
dad: *turns to the baby*… how you doiiiinnggggg JC..
me: dad i’m starting tomorow
dad: ok…
dad: *turns to the baby* JC.. tatay’s hereeeeee…
me: dad i got a boyfriend
dad: ok..
dad: *turns to the baby* HAPPY 3 WEEKS JC!!!
me: dad i’m sick
dad: ok
dad: *turns to the baby* you smell soooo gooood
me: dad, i stabbed myself 37 times
dad: ok…
dad: *turns to the baby* haaaaiiiiii :D
I Do Not Like Captain America
but I love Loki.
I am a terrible american
Havent you seen all the Loki fandom out there?
You are socially accepted to tumblr :)
OMG THOR!!! XD
Thor
Thor you little demi-baby
Stop sucking on your hammer and go to bed
(Source: reelydumbdoodles)
THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend…
Someone give me something to do tomorrow morning
(Source: purem0rning)
Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.
the internet is beautiful
Oh my god xD
//dies
is it okay if I just say Kronk makes a good looking Thor? Lmao
Via another Xombie on the internet
so…I’m just gonna go draw Loki now……
You’ll probably do better than me xD
I bet it will come out aweeeeeesome x(
My self esteem is so fucked up I don’t even know how to accept a compliment anymore. I can’t even think they’re serious, I automatically think they’re making fun of me.
(Source: mylifeasateenage-wizard)
