i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
ME, THE MASTER DAD, FIGHTING A LESSER DAD FOR DOMINANCE IN THE WALKING DAD (DAD SIMULATOR 2014)
Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.
"Leave the tray, please."
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)
I’ve seen a few people doing these and with all the Pokemon cards I’ve got laying around I just had to try it…plus I wanted an excuse to bust out the acrylics. I think I’m addicted.
If anyone wants to buy them they’re up for grabs on my brand new Etsy shop!
living in a small town is wonderful
- are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
- are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
- are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
- are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
- are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
FFFF02 // Futuristic Fashion Femme Fatales 02
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
I like when they text me good morning or call me. Check up on me all the time. I actually don’t find that annoying. I don’t get how you couldn’t like that. Someone constantly wanting to talk to you and show you affection. I love it when someone does that. That keeps me happy and it will keep me from leaving. It shows that you are thinking about me.
🔱 Lost Royalty. The very first #itsbirdy team drawing ever. Before all of it >=].. Actually doesn’t seem all that long ago. If you haven’t already subscribed to my YouTube channel, there’s a quick link in my bio! New videos coming soon, I cross my heart. #TBT